7rings - PCs with Mollymauk

[notaccurate]

Shitpost later, I gotta find a good D&D one

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[headmt]

[ ehehe ]

Now that I understand. Been in that situation myself too many times to count.

[notaccurate]

You really should be careful, your face is too pretty to get punched.

[This is also Luca's problem.]

[headmt]

I can take a few blows. I suppose it is my job.

[He'll gesture to some of the scars across his chest, up his neck.]

I do prefer my face be left alone, though.

[notaccurate]

Exactly. Injuries can happen elsewhere, but a face is one of the most important features on a man. How you look can affect your life in ways you never would have imagined.

[He. Might be speaking from experience.]

[headmt]

I have some idea.

[bro he looks like a demon and just goes around looking like this. Just. Reaching up with his tail to lightly thwack Luca in the side of the head.]

[notaccurate]

[He is hit! And he blinks for a moment before peering over at Molly.]

You mean people from your home don't all look like you?

[He. Was assuming everyone looked like Molly and wasn't going to comment on his looks because das rood.]

[headmt]

Certainly not. For one, I'm much prettier.

[Actually it's nice to be assumed to be normal for a moment, anyway. Going back to relaxing, though he is laughing to himself a bit at this point.]

But no, we're rather rare, actually.

[notaccurate]

I suppose it is unfair to expect everyone to be as attractive as you.

[He's. Not the best at actual heartfelt talks or anything, but he can use his flirting powers to make it clear he still thinks Molly is attractive. Purple and horny (literally) included.]

So if your people are rather rare, what is more common? Humans?

[headmt]

[That's fine, he isn't great at them either, so just flirting through it is a perfectly valid option.]

Humans, yes. Then halflings, half-elves . . . whole elves. The lizard folk. Orcs and their kin. Somewhat surprising to learn there's places with nothing but humans.

[notaccurate]

That sounds like quite a collection.

[He doesn't know half of them. Luca doesn't know a fantasy world. But he's assuming Molly is being truthful.]

My world is one of those, we only have humans. And while humans can be quite varied in appearance, it's likely nothing compared to what you can see.

[headmt]

[Mollymauk? Lying? Why. He'd never. He does seem to be relatively upfront about this, however. The tail winds around Luca's arm though, because Molly thinks he's not being paid enough attention to at the moment.]

But you do have magic - or, what was it? Spheres? So at least there's some color to it.

[notaccurate]

[Oh, hello tail! That certainly is interesting. Luca reaches over with his other hand to touch the end of the tail, as he wants to see what it feels like. He didn't pay too much attention to it the last time he was this physically close to Molly.]

It's more of a science, but it is similar to your magic, yes. And it's about the only interesting thing to come out of my world, which is why I study it.

[headmt]

[Just skin. Or rather leathery skin. The end is spade-shaped, like a devil.]

Nothing else interesting at all? Then good thing you're here.

[notaccurate]

[Not what he was expecting, but still interesting. He'll trail his finger down the length of it to see if Molly can feel him touching it or not.]

I do count myself fortunate in that regard. Odd insistence on indulgences aside, this has been quite a memorable experience.

[He's not even talking about just his horny acts, finding out about TVs and video games and nerd-talking with fellow nerds who treat him like an equal rather than 'hired help' has been amazing.]