7rings- PCs with Childe

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Week 1, Tuesday

[notaccurate]

[Well. Thanks for the shower, Childe.

But once he's done he's going to be Nosy and go snooping around. What weird shit does Childe have in his room? Are there posters of Zhongli on the wall?]

[toyska]

[STOP I HATE THIS SO MUCH!!! He has no Zhongli posters, they are on a break. :(

In fact, there doesn't seem to be much particularly interesting out in the open. He keeps his space clean! Don't snoop in the closet Luca there are better ways to see his underwear :\

Oh, sorry, did I say there wasn't much out in the open? Right, that's not counting the WHOLEASS CHAIR that was clearly taken from the common room, tucked into a corner of the loft that isn't immediately visible from downstairs. It is somehow missing all of the legs??? They look like they were broken off, and they're not immediately visible. Hm.

It's probably fine.]

[notaccurate]

[It is not fine at all. Why is there a chair? Who the fuck dragged this wholeass chair up into a loft???

Luca is going to check it out and try to find the legs, I'm crying.]

[toyska]

[LUCA WHY SO NOSY!!!!

At least they aren't that hard to spot--depending on where Luca wanders around, he'll see all four them under the bed. Two on each side, in fact, just barely peeking out, much the way someone modern might keep a baseball bat nearby in case of intruders.

SOMETIMES YOU JUST TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET, LUCA.]

[notaccurate]

[mmmMMMMM

time to go down the stairs and act like he saw nothing. He's not an intruder, nope!

Will he be able to make it downstairs unnoticed, or will his snooping crimes be discovered?]

[toyska]

Having fun?

[Yeah that's absolutely Childe sitting at the desk with his chin propped in his hand. When did he even get in here.]

[notaccurate]

[And he just. Freezes in place.]

I, uh.

I forgot I wasn't in my room.

[toyska]

Is that so?

[Childe smiles--

--but then he waves a hand, pushing himself to his feet.]

Don't worry about it, I'd likely do the same thing.

[Snoop, that is, not "forget" whose room he's in.]

[notaccurate]

[Unsure if that actually worked or not! This feels like danger! Luca is definitely shuffling towards the door.]

Yes, of course, a common mistake. I realized it quickly when I saw the chair- er- that is to say, when I didn't see my things there.

[toyska]

[Luca,]

Are you alright?

[WHY are you running]

[notaccurate]

Perfectly fine! Thank you for asking.

[Please don't attack him for snooping, he saw the legs of that chair.]

[toyska]

[HE'S JUST STANDING HERE

But if Luca doesn't ask then he's not going to explain the chair because it's funnier that way]

Alright then. Everything worked alright? [Gesturing to the bathroom! He doesn't know why it wouldn't but this place does some FUNKY SHIT sometimes so y'know.]

[notaccurate]

Oh, yes! As you can see, I am much cleaner now.

[He looks the same, except his hair is brushed now. Luca stop being prissy about your looks.]

[toyska]

I will confess that I can't quite tell the difference, but only if you take it as a compliment.

[notaccurate]

I suppose I can take that to mean that I am normally a clean person.

[He hasn't been in anything messy lately, unlike at work where he routinely gets covered in various mechanical grease and spilled drinks in the lab.]

[toyska]

[Luca please put lids on your drinks. But Childe looks amused.]

You'll have to work out a better system with Sheila, then.

[notaccurate]

[And he just. Gets irritated.]

Someone needs to tell her to be more reasonable, then.

[toyska]

[He is so amused by Luca's suffering. Team Lust solidarity where,]

You can't ask to swap with someone else?

[notaccurate]

I could, but that would be giving up.

[toyska]

[Luca.]

I suppose the only option is to leave traps, then.

[He is probably joking, for the record]

Week 1, Sunday

[notaccurate]

[I am not using google translate Russian, just assume the italics are his attempts at Russian.]

Fucking bullshit.

[Honestly he doesn't even need to translate that, the sentiment alone can get across in any language.]

[toyska]

[YOU ARE SO VALID. Childe's brow furrows a little, because the language sounds a little off, for Genshin Purposes--this must be what it's like when other people hear him speak Liyuese. Hunh.

But it's true, the sentiment gets across. Luca gets a sympathetic nod, because that sure was A Lot.]

Are you alright?

[notaccurate]

[Just imagine it spoken with a Florentine accent.]

No. Possibly?

[And then he switches over to English.]

It was a mess and we're lucky she didn't die.

[toyska]

[THIS WHOLE DAMN WEEKEND WAS A MESS he sure won't argue with that.]

I suppose this eliminates the idea that opponents will always be well-matched. [A sigh.] It's fortunate the medical bay was made available to us when it was.

[notaccurate]

It is. She really could have died there.

[Her FACE]

How did we even miss him before? It all seems so obvious now.