notaccurate | Trustfell R6 vending machine items

Keeping: (unless it ends up being someone's personal item, then he'll offer it up)

Folding Picture Frame
The two people in the pictures are unfamiliar to most of you here, but they’re probably important to someone! (spoilers it's Luca's family)

Bourbon
This round needs more booze.

010. Butter-Passing Robot
It's a tiny robot whose purpose is to pass butter. It hates this.

043. Gold Bar
An ingot of solid gold. Where… where are they all coming from?

084. Sledgehammer
A gift from the Kingmaker. You're not going to last long on the battlefield with it, but in close quarters? It'll get the job done.

070. Hairspray
This super-strong hairspray is bound to keep your hair in perfect shape all day!

041. Rosary
This thing looks ancient, but it seems to be in good shape despite that. Someone must really love it.

079. Evidence Law
A book that outlines evidence law in… the United States? We’re pretty sure this isn’t how it actually works in the United States. The cover has a chick in a deerstalker cap, though, which is cute as hell.

up for grabs:

019. Demon's Seal
A necklace in the shape of a bat. It's supposed to double the EXP you gain, but it's useless here. At least it looks edgy cool!

017. Life Preserver
Useful for people learning to swim. You could also throw it at an orca, maybe, but it's not really a weapon...

016. Bikini
A gift from Caren. It's purple and covered in leopard print, of course it's hers. There isn't even a pool in here, so I guess you'll have to wear this in the bathtub.