[Well. The first thing Luca is going to do is head right for his room, because this glittery mess of an outfit is horrible and he hates it. He doesn't even care about the rest of the building, he's tracking down the rooms and finding his own first.
Of course, when he actually finds the room and opens the door, he's left standing there with a look somewhere between shock and horror. Why is everything neon? Why is there a worm chandelier?
Wherever Sheila may be- in the room already, walking up to the door about the same time he is- he's going to ask her something while still staring at that chandelier.]
Just what brightly-colored hell is this?
[He can't even appreciate the fact that this room is like a thousand times nicer than the one he lives in. This is all So Much.]
[Someone save this Victorian twink. Someone who is not Sheila because she is not going to be any help, either. She offers him a one-armed shrug while staring at the chandelier, cringing.]
I'unno. The brightly-colored hell we, apparently, signed up for? [Can they redecorate... Is that allowed... Lord. She stops staring at the worms long enough to squint at him instead.] By the way, Sheila Hammond. Are you Luca?
[When she looks at him, Luca finally remembers what he's wearing, and he goes to quite an effort to try and cover himself up with his arms. It does not work.]
Yes, but- I really need to change, so pardon me-
[And he's busting into the room, but he's quickly realizing that it's bigger than what he imagined. How is he going to find his closet?]
You can't call dibs to the whole thing, this is my room too.
[He goes to the lower bedroom first and peeks in. Okay, that bed isn't big enough for two, so they probably aren't supposed to share. But next he'll look to the stairs.]
It probably has two bedrooms. Maybe there's one up here?
Well, no offense. But I'm not exactly enthused about sharing a place with a man I just met? Just feels like a bad decision by whoever arranged this, just saying.
[Let! Her! Call! Dibs! (Do not let her call dibs.)
She walks past the smaller bedroom, and glances into the bathroom on her way towards the stairs.]
Hey, I'm not the one who bolted up the stairs like a little bitch. I just embraced the chaos.
[Already shoving him off to bounce back to her feet, like falling down the stairs didn't even tickle. Assuming he doesn't stop her, she's going start heading to the room again.]
Well if there are suits in a closet upstairs then it's clearly mine!
[Dirty rotten cheater!!!
But it's fine, he won't go for her again. Instead he's running to the closet to see what kind of clothes are in there. Is this his closet, or is it hers? That is the question.]
[Coin flipping has apparently decided that Luca has no rights, because he will not find any of his clothes in there! He will find two dresses, a blouse and pants, along with some decidedly Sheila sized lingerie and costumes.
When he's done, he will find her standing near the stairs, hands on her hips as she watches him.]
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Date: 2021-02-05 11:38 pm (UTC)Of course, when he actually finds the room and opens the door, he's left standing there with a look somewhere between shock and horror. Why is everything neon? Why is there a worm chandelier?
Wherever Sheila may be- in the room already, walking up to the door about the same time he is- he's going to ask her something while still staring at that chandelier.]
Just what brightly-colored hell is this?
[He can't even appreciate the fact that this room is like a thousand times nicer than the one he lives in. This is all So Much.]
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Date: 2021-02-05 11:59 pm (UTC)I'unno. The brightly-colored hell we, apparently, signed up for? [Can they redecorate... Is that allowed... Lord. She stops staring at the worms long enough to squint at him instead.] By the way, Sheila Hammond. Are you Luca?
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Date: 2021-02-06 12:32 am (UTC)[When she looks at him, Luca finally remembers what he's wearing, and he goes to quite an effort to try and cover himself up with his arms. It does not work.]
Yes, but- I really need to change, so pardon me-
[And he's busting into the room, but he's quickly realizing that it's bigger than what he imagined. How is he going to find his closet?]
...er.
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Date: 2021-02-06 01:54 am (UTC)[... And then she stops in her tracks once she notices how big this room is.]
Whoa. [A beat.] I call dibs.
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Date: 2021-02-06 02:20 am (UTC)[He goes to the lower bedroom first and peeks in. Okay, that bed isn't big enough for two, so they probably aren't supposed to share. But next he'll look to the stairs.]
It probably has two bedrooms. Maybe there's one up here?
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Date: 2021-02-06 03:32 am (UTC)[Let! Her! Call! Dibs! (Do not let her call dibs.)
She walks past the smaller bedroom, and glances into the bathroom on her way towards the stairs.]
... I really hope there's more than one bathroom.
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Date: 2021-02-06 03:53 am (UTC)[Luca there are nicer ways to say you're not interested in Sheila.]
Perhaps there is a bathroom up here as well.
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Date: 2021-02-06 06:47 pm (UTC)[She says, like she hasn't been rude since step one. Terrible. Anyway, she will close the bathroom door and start descending the stairs.]
I hope so. Or else this is about to get even more awkward.
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Date: 2021-02-06 08:52 pm (UTC)And there is the loft! No bathroom, but it's nice and large. Luca likes it.]
I suppose I can stay up here, and you can have the other room.
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Date: 2021-02-06 09:32 pm (UTC)Really? You're not even going to pretend to offer it to me first?
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Date: 2021-02-07 02:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-02-07 03:32 am (UTC)and then she bolts after him two steps at a time to grab him by the scruff of his shirt. Bitch?]
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Date: 2021-02-07 03:37 am (UTC)Which means Luca is trying to push Sheila away to get up the stairs before her. He can be grabbed but he's still pushing at her.]
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Date: 2021-02-07 03:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-02-07 03:48 am (UTC)Well. Time for them to end up in a pile at the bottom of the stairs.
Was that really necessary?!
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Date: 2021-02-07 06:43 pm (UTC)[Already shoving him off to bounce back to her feet, like falling down the stairs didn't even tickle. Assuming he doesn't stop her, she's going start heading to the room again.]
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Date: 2021-02-07 07:23 pm (UTC)[He's back on his feet and in hot pursuit, though he won't catch up to her until they're both up the stairs at least.]
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Date: 2021-02-08 03:28 am (UTC)[She starts climbing the stairs two steps at a time once she notices he's up. Like a cheater.]
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Date: 2021-02-08 04:22 am (UTC)[Dirty rotten cheater!!!
But it's fine, he won't go for her again. Instead he's running to the closet to see what kind of clothes are in there. Is this his closet, or is it hers? That is the question.]
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Date: 2021-02-08 11:04 pm (UTC)When he's done, he will find her standing near the stairs, hands on her hips as she watches him.]
Ooooh... [Clicks her tongue.] No suits, slugger?
[She does not sound sorry at all.]
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Date: 2021-02-09 01:13 am (UTC)This is blatantly unfair! It should- it should at least be equal room sizes!
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Date: 2021-02-09 02:04 am (UTC)[They double kill each other w1 because Sheila wants apartment dibs. Terrible.]
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Date: 2021-02-09 04:56 am (UTC)Sour grapes. It's all sour grapes.]
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Date: 2021-02-09 11:42 pm (UTC)