[A LONG SIGH... Truly hate this is the last actual conversation they'll have. Goddamn it, Maple.]
Just get in the bathroom, Luca. I'm going to go make myself a smoothie and drink it passive aggressively, while you spend an hour in there and come out looking exactly the same.
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Date: 2021-02-25 01:22 pm (UTC)Look: you can take the bathroom first. I won't fight over it anymore.
[Luca, trying not to be the worst, but he just looks pathetic.]
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Date: 2021-02-26 03:54 am (UTC)You are completely horribly at this, oh my god.
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Date: 2021-02-26 04:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-02-27 03:29 pm (UTC)[A LONG SIGH... Truly hate this is the last actual conversation they'll have. Goddamn it, Maple.]
Just get in the bathroom, Luca. I'm going to go make myself a smoothie and drink it passive aggressively, while you spend an hour in there and come out looking exactly the same.