7rings- PCs with Sheila

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[notaccurate]

[What the fuck.]

What are you BREAKING in there?

[toesies]

Not breaking anything. Just part of my morning routine! 🙂

[VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR continues.]

[notaccurate]

Listen. I know you have a complicated morning routine to beautify yourself. But taking a sand grinder to your face is going to hurt more than it will help.

[He locks his bedroom door immediately after sending that.]

[toesies]

If this was a Sephora and you were the only beauty advisor available, I would simply go back to my car.

[The racket stops after a bit, anyway.]

[notaccurate]

Good. Even my talents need a decent canvas to start with.

[toesies]

Aw, Luca. I didn't want to be the one to point it out, but I'm glad you're self-aware! You're so brave, facing people while looking like that.

[There are now splashing noises coming from the bathroom. His room shares a wall with it, unfortunately.]

[notaccurate]

I know, someone as handsome as me gets mobbed on a regular basis. It's lucky that you do not have to worry about getting that much attention, hmm?

[toesies]

It's so cute that you have such high self-esteem even when that is objectively false.

[notaccurate]

Attractiveness is subjective. But it's alright, I understand if you don't know the difference. Not everyone had the chance to finish grammar school.

[toesies]

Do you like the current size of your head? Just asking.