7rings- PCs with Grell

[notaccurate]

Pay no mind to the fact that it was week 4 before we had PCs

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Week 4, Friday

[notaccurate]

[He's bored.

He's really bored.

Which means that, while lounging around in the viewing area, he's going to call out to the first person who walks by:]

Who do you think is the most attractive person in this ruined land?

[brightred]

Me, of course.

[notaccurate]

[He sits up to give Grell an incredulous look.]

We're talking other people here, not ourselves. If we were talking about ourselves then it's obvious who would be spots one and two on the list.

[He's not saying which one of them is which so they can both go on thinking they're number one.]

[brightred]

In that case, it's easy. Mr. Starphase.

[notaccurate]

Steven? Why him?

[brightred]

Why not him? Have you seen him?

[notaccurate]

I have, but I would argue Omi is a bit ahead of him on the attractiveness scale. Steven is the most physically attractive, but personality matters too and Omi is the man who will bring you a homemade breakfast in bed.

[brightred]

Oh I don't care about that. [She says, dismissively.]

I only like passionate men, and once you get Omi warmed up he's really only slightly better than average. I think once you break through to Steven he must be intense. He's too much of a stick in the mud to be anything else.

[notaccurate]

Omi can be really passionate in bed, if that's what you're looking for. Just don't ask for commitment from him.

[#RespectingBoundaries]

Steven I don't know about, I never even got a kiss from him. It's so disappointing, I can't even ask now that he has his...whatever, with Law.

[brightred]

But doesn't that just make it better? I love a man who needs to be worked for a reward.

[notaccurate]

Not really. I try not to be a homewrecker.

[brightred]

In a place like this, we shouldn't care about something like that.

[notaccurate]

I care when the significant other is right there and could stab me.

[brightred]

Oh, I never bother caring about that. All you need to do is stab~ them~ first~

[notaccurate]

Not all of us are serial killers, Grell.

[brightred]

It's called being proactive.

[notaccurate]

I'm not going to proactively end a life just to sleep with someone, there's enough single people in this world to just sleep with them instead.

[brightred]

You don't have to kill them, just stab them before they stab you. Really there's no reason not to do whatever you want.

[notaccurate]

And what I want to do is spend my time with single people. Or those with prior arrangements with their partners.

[brightred]

I suppose if you want to limit yourself...

[notaccurate]

You say that like my choices aren't already extremely limited via other means.

[brightred]

Oh please, I'm the only woman here. Your choices aren't any more limited than mine are.

[notaccurate]

You're the only woman here right now. That could be changing.

Also Vlad is garbage, I refuse to go anywhere near him.

[brightred]

Of course Vlad is off the list. He's not attractive at all.

[notaccurate]

Kaz is also off the list. He's too baby-faced and acts like a kid.