7rings- PCs with Yuri

[notaccurate]

something something shitpost later

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[aubins]

[ think of the profits. ]

It might be worth checking. I was in the planetarium, and while I'm in there? It rains glitter and confetti on me the whole time. But when I leave, it stops completely. It might be that the effects don't leave the room this time.

[notaccurate]

I, for one, would love to see what you look like covered in glitter.

[He might sound more sincere if he weren't grinning.]

[aubins]

[ he just points at him. ]

Sparkly, actually.

[notaccurate]

You would look very handsome, even while sparkly!

[aubins]

It'd look better if I could put it around my eyes... or if it stuck, instead of just vanishing.

[ imagine, like. sparkly make up. they don't have that in fire emblem? ]

[notaccurate]

I bet you could ask the avatars for some glitter to stick around your eyes. Maybe Lust can get you some.

[aubins]

Lust can definitely get me some, I think I just need to specify what I want. And therein lies the issue.

[ wait this is pre-trial ]

[notaccurate]

[Yuri can see the future and see that Vlad badmouths Wrath like the little beta cuck he is. Why did I type something so cursed I hate myself]

You're not being clear enough and you don't get the results you want?

[aubins]

[ is it cursed if it's true? ]

No, I want too many things and I don't actually know if it's going to be a pain for them to get them all for me. [ he's being considerate. ]

[notaccurate]

You might just have to prioritize. What all do you want, anyway?

[aubins]

[ he holds up one finger with each thing he says: ]

Eyeshadow, eyeliner, lipstick.

[notaccurate]

Why so much?

[aubins]

[ oh luca. ]

That is hardly too much. That's the basics.

[notaccurate]

...once again, I have to ask: why so much?

[aubins]

That is literally the basics, Luca.

[notaccurate]

Is this why Carmen has a whole briefcase full of the stuff?

[It's muttered to himself, but Yuri can definitely hear it.]

[aubins]

Probably. Upper class lady, right? She'd have more than the basics for sure.

[ every day's a learning day, luca. ]

[notaccurate]

Er, yes. Upper part of the merchant class.

[Oh boy this is awkward. Or maybe Luca just feels awkward.]

[aubins]

[ ... he just

tug's luca's hair again. ]

Stop that.

[notaccurate]

[His hair!]

Is that really necessary?!

[aubins]

Apparently.

[ pls. ] My makeup needs are not an excuse for existential moping. Just think about how good I'll look with eyeliner to cheer yourself up.

[notaccurate]

...

[It. Might have the opposite effect on Luca and that's what worries him.]

I'll have to wait and see how it looks to truly appreciate it.

[aubins]

[ luca please he knows what he's doing. ]

Have a little faith. I know what looks good on me.

[notaccurate]

But you're already so attractive, how can you get even moreso? And if you do manage it, how will you go outside without people jumping your bones every step of the way?

[aubins]

Talent and dodging.

[ wink. ]

Think of it as like a highlighter, rather than a game changer.