7rings- PCs with Yuri

[notaccurate]

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[notaccurate]

[Maybe they're reading tea leaves or something. Their fortune: 9 hours of trial.]

Drink some, and then let me kiss you. I want to see if it will actually taste like tea then.

[As much as he likes kissing Yuri and would do it all the time, he's being genuine about doing this for scientific pursuit.]

[aubins]

[ yuri asks the tea leaves if they'll find the culprit. the tea leaves say "fuck around and find out" ]

...

[ yuri just looks at him for a moment. ]

... Let no one say you're not a opportunist, Luca. [ but? sure, okay? he'll take a drink of the tea again -- and blergh, it's still really bitter -- and then he'll grab luca by the collar and tug him down into a kiss.

go do your science, twink. ]

[notaccurate]

[His science involves tongues and open-mouth kissing and possibly a little bit of moaning too. I'm sorry he's like this.

But by the time he's done he's licking his lips as he pulls away.]

Still tastes like chocolate.

[Also no comment on the opportunist thing, he knows what he's about.]

[aubins]

[ his science is about what yuri was expecting, so luca will not get away without a little nip to his bottom lip. ]

Glad we solved that conundrum then.

[ please. ]

Is it just the food in this room that tastes like that?

[notaccurate]

[Lusty science, he could start his own tv show!]

Mmm, well. I haven't tried anything else yet. Just the food and drinks in here.

[He's licking his bottom lip right where Yuri nipped it though, and is clearly considering the options.]

[aubins]

[ think of the profits. ]

It might be worth checking. I was in the planetarium, and while I'm in there? It rains glitter and confetti on me the whole time. But when I leave, it stops completely. It might be that the effects don't leave the room this time.

[notaccurate]

I, for one, would love to see what you look like covered in glitter.

[He might sound more sincere if he weren't grinning.]

[aubins]

[ he just points at him. ]

Sparkly, actually.

[notaccurate]

You would look very handsome, even while sparkly!

[aubins]

It'd look better if I could put it around my eyes... or if it stuck, instead of just vanishing.

[ imagine, like. sparkly make up. they don't have that in fire emblem? ]

[notaccurate]

I bet you could ask the avatars for some glitter to stick around your eyes. Maybe Lust can get you some.

[aubins]

Lust can definitely get me some, I think I just need to specify what I want. And therein lies the issue.

[ wait this is pre-trial ]

[notaccurate]

[Yuri can see the future and see that Vlad badmouths Wrath like the little beta cuck he is. Why did I type something so cursed I hate myself]

You're not being clear enough and you don't get the results you want?

[aubins]

[ is it cursed if it's true? ]

No, I want too many things and I don't actually know if it's going to be a pain for them to get them all for me. [ he's being considerate. ]

[notaccurate]

You might just have to prioritize. What all do you want, anyway?

[aubins]

[ he holds up one finger with each thing he says: ]

Eyeshadow, eyeliner, lipstick.

[notaccurate]

Why so much?

[aubins]

[ oh luca. ]

That is hardly too much. That's the basics.

[notaccurate]

...once again, I have to ask: why so much?

[aubins]

That is literally the basics, Luca.

[notaccurate]

Is this why Carmen has a whole briefcase full of the stuff?

[It's muttered to himself, but Yuri can definitely hear it.]

[aubins]

Probably. Upper class lady, right? She'd have more than the basics for sure.

[ every day's a learning day, luca. ]

[notaccurate]

Er, yes. Upper part of the merchant class.

[Oh boy this is awkward. Or maybe Luca just feels awkward.]

[aubins]

[ ... he just

tug's luca's hair again. ]

Stop that.

[notaccurate]

[His hair!]

Is that really necessary?!