7rings- PCs with Yuri

[notaccurate]

something something shitpost later

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[aubins]

[ i'm saying rec room just so he can spin around in one of those swivelling pod chairs with his rhinestone shades on and peer at luca over the top of them ]

Wrath is a paragon of good taste, and they're right.

[notaccurate]

[You spin me right round baby right round]

They also chided me for asking for swords. And I suspect they are a woman, because they turned down my flirting by saying "aren't you into men?"

[aubins]

[ like a record baby right round round round ]

Wow, maybe I am a favourite then. Nice. I think they said they prefer guns though? But there's no way you'd get one of them out of them, especially not now.

[ hmm? ]

Really. That sounds like a fairly good assessment. [ luca you're a big gay. ]

[notaccurate]

[He is a big fucking gay, it's a wonder his wife didn't notice it before they got married.]

I'm lucky in that all of the avatars have been nice enough to correct me on that if I'm flirting improperly. And I should have just asked Wrath for a gun. I actually know how to use those.

[aubins]

They would absolutely not give you a gun, Luca. Someone here killed someone, remember?

[ hm! ] Better than finding out much later on, right? Stuff like this is why I really don't think they're necessarily "bad" people.

...

Mostly. [ the fuck even knows with gluttony ]

[notaccurate]

Yes, and I do not want to be another victim. That doesn't mean I'll go hunting people down.

[And he's sure the 'not bad people' avatars don't want him dead either.]

[aubins]

We could always try the simulation room. I've used it to recreate Garreg Mach's training grounds a couple of times now.

Doesn't matter if you would or wouldn't though. I've seen what those gun things look like. It definitely looks like it'd take less time to make a fatal decision with one of those than it would do with literally anything else.

[notaccurate]

I thought the simulation room was broken? Or is it fixed again?

And you're not wrong, a gun could indeed be used in the heat of the moment. But that is what makes them useful.

[aubins]

[ i hope not because i have a pc in there ]

I don't know? I would've thought certain Avatars would've got twitchy about things being broken and fixed them as soon as possible.

Annnd dangerous in an emotionally charged, high risk situation, I expect.

[notaccurate]

Well. Let's go try the simulation room, then.

[Let the boys swordfight!!!

Also he's not commenting on the dangerous part. He just smiles.]

[aubins]

No harm in trying.

[ noted. absolutely noted. luca no guns. ]

[notaccurate]

[But his GUNS

Anyway off to the simulation room they go!]

Maybe we can get a good setting for you to dance in as well.

[aubins]

[ No guns!!!! ]

Bold of you to assume I dance on command, Luca.

[notaccurate]

You don't seem like a man who does anything he doesn't want to.

I would offer a trade, but I cannot demonstrate my specialties currently. Beyond the ones you already know about.

[Luca don't brag about sex that's rude.]

[aubins]

You'd be surprised.

[ and that's all that's said on that. ]

You can probably recreate your... uh. Version of magic? Maybe? I'm not quite sure how it works but I managed to use some the other day.

[ luca that confidence. ] I'm sure you're a man with a wealth of talents, Luca. Even if dancing isn't one of them?

[notaccurate]

I'm a wealth of scientific talents, but I can't even count to ten this week. You'll have to wait until my math-mind comes back to me for any of those demonstrations.

What about your other talents from your profile? I can already see your charm and sass, but 'underground knowledge'?

[aubins]

[ he just. pats his cheek. ]

Man, this week is really out for all of us, isn't it? Don't worry, maybe it'll shake things up later and you'll get your science brain back in exchange for something else.

Underground knowledge. It is what it is.

[notaccurate]

[Hm. Now Luca is looking concerned.]

'It is what it is' doesn't sound like a positive thing here.

[aubins]

It's accurate. Why, what do you think it sounds like?

[notaccurate]

It sound like something I say a lot more than I would like to.

[He knows what it means, bruh.]

[aubins]

Then there's not a whole lot of need to explain it then, is there?

[notaccurate]

I suppose at that point we would have to trade a story for a story, hmm?

[Which. Isn't the most appealing thing, but it is strange to see such a sudden shift in Yuri.]

[aubins]

You can do, if that's what you want.

[ he's. not really confirming either way. ]

[notaccurate]

[Luca is silent for a fair while, all the way until they get to the simulation room. But as he's looking over the control panel, he finally speaks up again:]

I'm a foreigner in the country I currently live in. The days where people overlook me, rather than when they regard me with suspicion, are considered the 'good days'.

[aubins]

... Good to see that sort of thing happens in every world. Or multiple ones at the very least. [ his tone suggests this is not good. ]

... So. You have to resort to less than noble methods to get things done? Throw your lot in with questionable people?