7rings- PCs with Yuri

[notaccurate]

something something shitpost later

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[notaccurate]

[He is pinched! And he sputters a bit as he rubs at his cheek.]

I'm starting to think you do that on purpose!

[aubins]

Wouldn't you like to know.

[ hmm, hmm hmmm~ ]

[notaccurate]

I would, but I don't think a medical office is a good place for intense questioning. For one, I am not a doctor.

[aubins]

[ he pats his cheek. ]

It's someone's kink, at least.

[ anyway, these pods. ]

[notaccurate]

[YKINMK, Yuri.

But the pods. Time to look at the open pod.]

Well. I want to see what it does, but I don't want to test it myself. We may have a problem here.

[aubins]

[ who said it was his kink? ]

I don't fancy losing a limb to this thing. Maybe we just need to leave it a mystery and hope for the best. Even if that is a truly terrible idea.

[notaccurate]

If we find someone seriously injured, we can test it on them. They could actually benefit from a risk like this.

[aubins]

We might not have a choice, if someone is that badly injured here.

[notaccurate]

True. Though I am still hoping we have no further murders here.

[They will absolutely have more murders. He just wants to hope that they won't.]

[aubins]

[ he just



pats his shoulder and wanders off to go and look around the other parts of the room they haven't explored yet ]

[notaccurate]

You don't have to be so patronizing.

[He's closing the pod and following Yuri! Oh look there's where all the scalpels USED to be.]

[aubins]

[ he just laughs. ]

I love a little healthy optimism, but I don't have any faith that'll happen. How's that sound?

[ imagine having scalpels. ]

[notaccurate]

It sounds like you need someone to have the optimism for you. Ever considered working on a team?

[aubins]

I run one, normally.

[notaccurate]

You? A leader?

[He looks at Yuri like he's evaluating him now.]

I suppose I can see it.

[aubins]

[ he laughs. ]

I have the charm to get by.

[notaccurate]

So you must have a big, strong person and a bookish, intelligent person on your team, hmm?

[aubins]

[ .... ]

Well, we have the big strong guy but I'd say I'm doing double duty for the leader and the smart guy.

[ rip in fuck constance and hapi ]

[notaccurate]

What would the rest of your group be?

[What do Constance and Hapi even do?]

[aubins]

[ their best. ]

....




They're pretty good magic users.

[notaccurate]

But they're not intelligent?

[aubins]

In their own ways.

[notaccurate]

That sounds like you're trying to be charitable.

[He's opening the medicine cabinet!

It's fucking nothing!]

They really did a number on everything here, goodness gracious.

[aubins]

I'm not saying they're not. They've very talented in their own ways! [ y'know sometimes one of them just... invents a whole new, never before seen magic spell because she doesn't understand idioims. idiot savant! ]

We spent all of last week without anything, and I know some people here fought and probably had wounds. Can't say I blame them, especially.

[notaccurate]

I get the feeling some people here don't know how to treat bite wounds.

[Says Luca, who's treating his shoulder just fine and seems to be in no discomfort at all.]

Or perhaps people are fighting more, Wrath certainly is an indulgence here too.