7rings- PCs with Yuri

[notaccurate]

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Week 1, Wednesday

[notaccurate]

[Time to investigate the med bay and learn about modern medicine!

Or at least he would, if there was any left.]

They really cleaned this place out, didn't they?

[aubins]

[ yuri voice "what the fuck is a modern medicine" ]

Is that any surprise after how fast all the knives went from the kitchen?

[ he's digging through a couple of the kits and boxes, and digs out a sutre kit, turning it over in his hands. ] Some of this is fairly self explanatory, but [ he points at the pods ] that is something else entirely.

[notaccurate]

Maybe we should swipe what is left, just to show them all how annoying it is.

[No scalpels :(

He looks at the pods when Yuri points them out.]

That must be some 'far future' invention. It certainly doesn't exist in my time.

[aubins]

Pretty sure you'd bring down the wrath of the doctor on you.

[ if, y'know, he caught you. ] I might take one of these sutre things, but the rest... well. Someone might need them at some point.

[ ... ] It just screams "not from YOUR time", doesn't it?

[notaccurate]

[Fair point, no pissing off the doctor. Luca will leave everything here where it is.]

That is probably a more accurate way of describing it. Though I wonder who's time this is from.

[aubins]

[ law is going to kill one week and it's going to be because everyone gutted the medical room immediately. ]

It looks pretty advanced even compared to some of the things I've seen here. I wonder if it uses magic?

[notaccurate]

If it does we would never know, since magic-users don't have access to their magic.

[aubins]

Life would be so much easier if I still had access to Heal, that's for sure.

[ he taps his knuckles on the pod, stepping back just in case something explodes. it does not. ]

[notaccurate]

It would have made the trial less awkward, that's for certain.

[What a 50/50 split on hos and pures.

He steps back when Yuri does, but nothing happens and he relaxes. Then he looks for a button to open it with.]

[aubins]

You should specify no biting in the future then! [ yuri just wears his bruises with a devil may care attitude on the side, it's fine. ]

...

[ hmmm. ] I'd say maybe these things could help you, but there's that little note about being "dissatisfied with the results" that the Avatars left...

[notaccurate]

I'll pass. Bite marks at least are a nice reminder of a fun night, and can be covered up with clothes. If this thing messes up my face I will never be able to live with it.

[He is. Not telling Yuri not to bite him, for any future hypothetical sex they have.]

[aubins]

Or make up. If we had make up. [ when will they have make up ] A little embarrassment for the sake of protecting your face is a fair trade off.

[ he'll just

pinch luca's cheek at that. gently. so there can be no whining about bruising. ]

Still. I wonder if someone will end up using these sooner that we anticipate as well.

[notaccurate]

[He is pinched! And he sputters a bit as he rubs at his cheek.]

I'm starting to think you do that on purpose!

[aubins]

Wouldn't you like to know.

[ hmm, hmm hmmm~ ]

[notaccurate]

I would, but I don't think a medical office is a good place for intense questioning. For one, I am not a doctor.

[aubins]

[ he pats his cheek. ]

It's someone's kink, at least.

[ anyway, these pods. ]

[notaccurate]

[YKINMK, Yuri.

But the pods. Time to look at the open pod.]

Well. I want to see what it does, but I don't want to test it myself. We may have a problem here.

[aubins]

[ who said it was his kink? ]

I don't fancy losing a limb to this thing. Maybe we just need to leave it a mystery and hope for the best. Even if that is a truly terrible idea.

[notaccurate]

If we find someone seriously injured, we can test it on them. They could actually benefit from a risk like this.

[aubins]

We might not have a choice, if someone is that badly injured here.

[notaccurate]

True. Though I am still hoping we have no further murders here.

[They will absolutely have more murders. He just wants to hope that they won't.]

[aubins]

[ he just



pats his shoulder and wanders off to go and look around the other parts of the room they haven't explored yet ]

[notaccurate]

You don't have to be so patronizing.

[He's closing the pod and following Yuri! Oh look there's where all the scalpels USED to be.]

[aubins]

[ he just laughs. ]

I love a little healthy optimism, but I don't have any faith that'll happen. How's that sound?

[ imagine having scalpels. ]

[notaccurate]

It sounds like you need someone to have the optimism for you. Ever considered working on a team?